Signs that you are getting older

[erics44]

I piss 40 times a day and haven't had a full nights sleep without getting up for a piss in about 10 years

I also cant be arsed having sex

You lazy goodfornothing! Just lie there and let her do all the work.

Using the term arsed and sex in the same sentence is a blatant attempt for 2016 Gay of the year votes.
Who won our GOTY this year?

yeah but hang on, if i'm a contender for gay of the year then you must be too
@Andre the Giant Gay