Signs that you are getting older

[Master]

When you start drinking a pint of water, dieting, eating brown bread and 5 fruits a day.

[brocktonblockbust]

When you start drinking 4 pints of water, dieting, eating brown bread and 5 fruits a day.

And then you still get constipated.

[Master]

When you start drinking 4 pints of water, dieting, eating brown bread and 5 fruits a day.

And then you still get constipated.

Not if you eat bananas and grapes.

[Britkid]

Jack Dee's definition:

When someone your age dies and nobody calls it a 'tragedy'...

[brocktonblockbust]

When you start drinking 4 pints of water, dieting, eating brown bread and 5 fruits a day.

And then you still get constipated.

Not if you eat bananas and grapes.

I'll try it. But in the past, bananas have not worked so well. I find prunes are also overrated. But watermelon works best when it is in season. Watermelon really does the trick.

[Master]

When you start drinking 4 pints of water, dieting, eating brown bread and 5 fruits a day.

And then you still get constipated.

Not if you eat bananas and grapes.

I'll try it. But in the past, bananas have not worked so well. I find prunes are also overrated. But watermelon works best when it is in season. Watermelon really does the trick.

Grapes if you eat the pea also Pringles work like a charm.

[brocktonblockbust]

When you start drinking 4 pints of water, dieting, eating brown bread and 5 fruits a day.

And then you still get constipated.

Not if you eat bananas and grapes.

I'll try it. But in the past, bananas have not worked so well. I find prunes are also overrated. But watermelon works best when it is in season. Watermelon really does the trick.

Grapes if you eat the pea also Pringles work like a charm.

Pringles is surprising since it is made of potato starch which has very little fiber.

[Master]

When you start drinking 4 pints of water, dieting, eating brown bread and 5 fruits a day.

And then you still get constipated.

Not if you eat bananas and grapes.

I'll try it. But in the past, bananas have not worked so well. I find prunes are also overrated. But watermelon works best when it is in season. Watermelon really does the trick.

Grapes if you eat the pea also Pringles work like a charm.

Pringles is surprising since it is made of potato starch which has very little fiber.

This is another sign we are getting old, talking about our constitution.