Signs that you are getting older

[Master]

When you start drinking 4 pints of water, dieting, eating brown bread and 5 fruits a day.

And then you still get constipated.

Not if you eat bananas and grapes.

I'll try it. But in the past, bananas have not worked so well. I find prunes are also overrated. But watermelon works best when it is in season. Watermelon really does the trick.

Grapes if you eat the pea also Pringles work like a charm.

[brocktonblockbust]

When you start drinking 4 pints of water, dieting, eating brown bread and 5 fruits a day.

And then you still get constipated.

Not if you eat bananas and grapes.

I'll try it. But in the past, bananas have not worked so well. I find prunes are also overrated. But watermelon works best when it is in season. Watermelon really does the trick.

Grapes if you eat the pea also Pringles work like a charm.

Pringles is surprising since it is made of potato starch which has very little fiber.

[Master]

When you start drinking 4 pints of water, dieting, eating brown bread and 5 fruits a day.

And then you still get constipated.

Not if you eat bananas and grapes.

I'll try it. But in the past, bananas have not worked so well. I find prunes are also overrated. But watermelon works best when it is in season. Watermelon really does the trick.

Grapes if you eat the pea also Pringles work like a charm.

Pringles is surprising since it is made of potato starch which has very little fiber.

This is another sign we are getting old, talking about our constitution.

[Spicoli]

I went through a bunch of containers I packed sometime back when planning to move. Ended up throwing one out as everything I packed is now obsolete or of little use. Dvd players, crappy laptop and couple of gaming systems?! Either I've stopped hoarding or "sometime back" is another term for 5 yrs I cannot express enough how it feels like time is flying by the older I get. I even found my first flip-phone with all texts and photos on it. If you want to really feel old, scroll over texts from 2007 or so Apparently I delete nothing, hundreds of them. Took it out back, sat it on a cinderblock and took a hammer to it. It was awesome.

[Master]

I ordered a VHS head clean today form ebay.