Signs that you are getting older

[Beanz]

Who the fuck are they, my son?

I recognise them but don't know who they are off the top of my head, at first I thought the dude on the right was the dad out of ALF but a quick google tells me I'm wrong

Now you are making me feel old.

I feel old when nobody else on earth likes this song but me

That is because you are so woke....so special... One of a kind..nobody else like you on the whole of planet earth. Congratulations you win a badge.