being an uneducated brit with bad teeth and grammar you`ll have to excuse my lack of knowledge on the whole american political situation.

But from my brief knowledge ive so far managed to work out....


Jesse Jackson - is an over opinonated moron who plays the race card at every turn and is probably as big a cunt in reality as i suspect he is.

Barrack Obama - really looks like he could do with a good meal inside him.

Hilary Clinton - surprisingly gives me the horn