ICB Where did you learn to play chess mate?

[Kev]

I have no idea what that even means

That makes two of us then (I misstyped 'symmetrical', but also don't have the slightest idea what I'm going on about.)

I still reckon that was more convincing than poor old ICE

I'm not sure, I think Ice's picture of the back of a boxers head wearing a headguard was a total refutation of all claims made against him.