Quote Originally Posted by Oggie View Post
Ah, good old Australia... as if the fact that you have to share the land with spiders that eat birds and snakes with enough venom to kill 10,000 humans isn't enough, they throw bush fires in your face too. Lets face it, it's not like you need a fire either... what with the sun being only a quarter of a mile away from you.
And of course, you're escape route is the sea... which contains box jellyfish and great white sharks and other creatures that despise you.

Anyone that lives in Australia deserves a honorary medal of bravery in my opinion.
LOL I dont even have the luxury of running to the sea if the fire goes bad, im surrounded by scrub...so i guess I get to chill out with the taipans and brown snakes and funnel web spiders Andre you have fun with the great whites buddy, remember if one tries to bite you just shove a scuba tank in its mouth and then climb on a sinking boat and shoot the scuba tank as the shark comes at you with its mouth wide open