Quote Originally Posted by Hornfinger View Post
pacquiao Oh yeah he's the fastest thing on the planet.

The boy makes the flash look slow

Pacquiao is actually an immortal.

The only reason why the BP oil spil stopped is because pac wanted it to.

pac is so fast the US government is trying to persuade him to run around the earth so fast that he'll be able to go back in time and stop 9/11 and other such disasters.

Pacquiao is a god. We should all fear his wrath and worship him.
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chuck norris?