Your stories do make me smile, but I now genuinely fear for your health, both mental and physical.

I could never stay in a violent relationship. It's just not right. It's scary because one day she might punch you square in the face and it might really hurt. Despite never wanting to hit a women, you could do it without thinking and then everything is ruined.

I've never hit a women and never would, I'm sure you are the same. But everyone has a breaking point before they snap.

I honestly think that if a relationship gives you more bad times than good and if the balance can't be restored then there is no point carrying on. Other than of course history, but history is done.