I tried to cook myself last night!

[Gandalf]

updates?

This is not the Coronation Xmas special dude, it doesn't have a portion of the story happening every night in convenient bitesize chunks. And it doesn't have a tram crash.

Dude?

Coronation Street = British soap opera. And in the Xmas special it had a tram crash. Maybe I need to check who I'm talking to before making comments like that

I did go on a subway last month and got attacked by an old woman. Maybe not quite the same thing.