Long Distance Relationships

[Gandalf]

All women. you have to buy them somthing to shag em.

A drink, drugs, restraunt, pack of cigerettes, cinema tickets,

Think about it. When was the last time you fucked a bird without buying her something (including taking her out or cooking for her) first?

Been married for almost 10 years, I can say with the utmost conviction this is not true.

I'm sorry to hear that you have to pay for sex though.

You've never bought your wife anything?

You don't put a roof over her head?

you've never put food on the table?

you've never taken her out?

you didn't buy a ring to put on her finger?

You didn't go on a honeymoon?

You didn't take her out or buy her a gift each year on your anniversary?

You've never bought her a christmas or birthday present?

Do I need to go on?



Yeah I pay for sex, I'm just not ashamed of it and I don't try to hide it or lie to myself about it.

Come to think of it the only people who don't pay for sex are rapists. But even then more than likely they're going to serve some jail time so it's swings and roundabouts.

You can go on if you want, but that doesn't change the fact that when we met, I didn't buy her so much as a drink before we had sex for the first time, the next time she came over to my house and we didn't get to dinner. We split all our bills 50/50, we both share the burdens of bringing home money and spending on what we need. Of course I've taken her out for dinner and bought her things, but the sex came first, she's done that same for me. We split the costs of our wedding and honeymoon. I'm sure there will be a layer of semantics you will introduce here, but there you go, did not pay for sex. Your premise is false.

As much as recent things have been rocky, this has always been the case for us too. My wife is many things, but a prostitute isn't one of them. Hornfinger seems to have a very misogynistic point of view in this regard.