Long Distance Relationships

[El Kabong]

it's no use kabong all men are shit.. it's the way it must be!

Not all men are shit

Yeah!


....Some men are miles (whipping boys for their shrewish Korean wives)


All due respect miles

[Gandalf]

it's no use kabong all men are shit.. it's the way it must be!

Not all men are shit

Yeah!


....Some men are miles (whipping boys for their shrewish Korean wives)


All due respect miles

I am a whipping boy for noone, I am going to have the house to myself. In that sense I am the one doing the whipping. I shall live as I see fit and do what I will with my holiday that is coming up. I shall be a slave to no woman. She shall earn her own keep in her own lodgings (but mainly because there are no well paying jobs in this city).

I think 8 years of being in the same relationship and with things recently being more than tense, I am finally rebelling. All these naive, foolish, poetic ideas that we cling onto, barely seem to exist beyond literature. I have one limited lifetime and I refuse to be without control any longer. I don't even know how to pay my bills. I'm taking back what was once mine. I want to pay the fucking bills. I used to have friends and actually had fun.

[Ghost]

Give em a month.

[Hornfinger]

All women are prostitutes. That's a 100% fact.

Some are just cheaper than others.

[Gandalf]

All women are prostitutes. That's a 100% fact.

Some are just cheaper than others.

I don't agree with that. I think there are a lot of stupid women, but I wouldn't call them all prostitutes. Probably about 20% are what I would call out and out hookers and those who basically market their relationships to the highest bidder. But a lot of women want the same basic comforts that a lot of men want. Just someone they relate to and can share their lives with.

[Hornfinger]

All women. you have to buy them somthing to shag em.

A drink, drugs, restraunt, pack of cigerettes, cinema tickets,

Think about it. When was the last time you fucked a bird without buying her something (including taking her out or cooking for her) first?

[killersheep]

All women. you have to buy them somthing to shag em.

A drink, drugs, restraunt, pack of cigerettes, cinema tickets,

Think about it. When was the last time you fucked a bird without buying her something (including taking her out or cooking for her) first?

Been married for almost 10 years, I can say with the utmost conviction this is not true.

I'm sorry to hear that you have to pay for sex though.

[Hornfinger]

All women. you have to buy them somthing to shag em.

A drink, drugs, restraunt, pack of cigerettes, cinema tickets,

Think about it. When was the last time you fucked a bird without buying her something (including taking her out or cooking for her) first?

Been married for almost 10 years, I can say with the utmost conviction this is not true.

I'm sorry to hear that you have to pay for sex though.

You've never bought your wife anything?

You don't put a roof over her head?

you've never put food on the table?

you've never taken her out?

you didn't buy a ring to put on her finger?

You didn't go on a honeymoon?

You didn't take her out or buy her a gift each year on your anniversary?

You've never bought her a christmas or birthday present?

Do I need to go on?



Yeah I pay for sex, I'm just not ashamed of it and I don't try to hide it or lie to myself about it.

Come to think of it the only people who don't pay for sex are rapists. But even then more than likely they're going to serve some jail time so it's swings and roundabouts.

[Spicoli]

I think we've found Archie bunkers alt

[Preme]

My girlfriend is moving to Wisconsin and Im in DC. We are both in love with each other so Im hoping this works out. Anyone ever done long distance? Or advice? Im stressing out over here.

How old r you? how old is she? you got a picture of her?

[killersheep]

All women. you have to buy them somthing to shag em.

A drink, drugs, restraunt, pack of cigerettes, cinema tickets,

Think about it. When was the last time you fucked a bird without buying her something (including taking her out or cooking for her) first?

Been married for almost 10 years, I can say with the utmost conviction this is not true.

I'm sorry to hear that you have to pay for sex though.

You've never bought your wife anything?

You don't put a roof over her head?

you've never put food on the table?

you've never taken her out?

you didn't buy a ring to put on her finger?

You didn't go on a honeymoon?

You didn't take her out or buy her a gift each year on your anniversary?

You've never bought her a christmas or birthday present?

Do I need to go on?



Yeah I pay for sex, I'm just not ashamed of it and I don't try to hide it or lie to myself about it.

Come to think of it the only people who don't pay for sex are rapists. But even then more than likely they're going to serve some jail time so it's swings and roundabouts.

You can go on if you want, but that doesn't change the fact that when we met, I didn't buy her so much as a drink before we had sex for the first time, the next time she came over to my house and we didn't get to dinner. We split all our bills 50/50, we both share the burdens of bringing home money and spending on what we need. Of course I've taken her out for dinner and bought her things, but the sex came first, she's done that same for me. We split the costs of our wedding and honeymoon. I'm sure there will be a layer of semantics you will introduce here, but there you go, did not pay for sex. Your premise is false.

[Hornfinger]

How did you meet?

[Preme]

All women. you have to buy them somthing to shag em.

A drink, drugs, restraunt, pack of cigerettes, cinema tickets,

Think about it. When was the last time you fucked a bird without buying her something (including taking her out or cooking for her) first?

Putting a roofy in a girls drink doesn't count as buying them drugs, its classed as rape!

But seriously, you buy them drugs and ciggys? You must be one ugly muthafucka or sleep with some real classes scum.

I bet most of the guys on here have slept with girls without buying them a thing, even a drink in a club. Usually if I get a girl a drink in a club she gets the next one and so on, hell most of the time I'll ask a girl if she wants a drink and when she says yes tell her great I'll have a double vodka redbull while ur getting one with a cheeky smile, works 9 times out of 10

Anyhow, who are you?

[killersheep]

How did you meet?

At a rave. The irony is we were both sober.

[Hornfinger]

How did you meet?

At a rave. The irony is we were both sober.

you talked for a bit and then she opened her legs right?