What do you do for a living?

[boozeboxer]

Follow women at night, creep up behind them with a rag full of methane cover their face til they pass out, drag them to my car then bring them home, kill them then have sex with them, chop them up and store them in a freezer.

Chloroform is much more effective than methane. You're pretty, but you're not all that bright.

I prefer the scent of Methane over Chloroform on a lifeless body...
It's just a matter of what turns me on.

I can't keep a girl since my freezer broke.