Do you all stand up shitting? I mean, what is the big difference? You sit down for one and yet stand for the other. It reeks of double standards and faux masculinity. Surely a real man stands up whilst he takes a dump. You people are all hypocrites. You are like bi-sexuals, you just want a bit of everything. Either stand up and do all your business or sit down. I have chosen my option and I quite like sitting down.

There is nothing gay about it at all.