Dames are crazy....

[Howlin Mad Missy]

Lyle you should really give us a humorous story so that we may help/laugh at you.

OK well I give her multiple orgasms and while I'm working on the last one for her she kind of "dead fish's" and I ask if everything is ok, she asks for a break, I'm like "Yeah, ok, that's cool" and she proceeds to get dressed and leave and then later says she's depressed and has trouble dealing with "things".

HAHAHA....oooooh that's funny

Let's get this straight, I've got no huge emotional investment in this. I'm in this just for the ride, if I end up falling for her then that's my problem, but that type of shit irks me man. I did MORE than my fair share and she gets all sketchy about it. I honestly wouldn't bother posting it on the forum (risking humiliation from you dopes bar what truly happened) had it not been quite odd.

I'm a gentleman, I don't brag or boast or what have you, this is just odd to me, never dealt with something like this. Any insight for me booze?

I've not read through the rest of the thread yet, but I've NEVER met a woman who will walk away from multiple orgasms. Seriously, once they're gettin multiple orgasms they're there to get as many as they can. It's a glorious thing as a man because after you've done it you can bust at your own convenience & still be treated like a god after.

When do you make your get away?

Why am I leaving? She can leave. After she's made me something to eat.

I can't be the only one who gets a kick out of "I'm a get something to drink" and than never come back.

you must love getting punched/yelled at in the street.

[0james0]

& you think you don't drive us nuts with the clueless insensitivity? Don't even get me started about peeing on the toilet seat, floor...

Maybe if you ladies had more manners and had the decency to actually put the toilet seat up after you have finished we wouldnt have this issue.

So remember Missy, next time you have finished with the toilet, put the seat up ready for when the man needs it next.

[Howlin Mad Missy]

toilets have lids for a reason and it's not for pissing on and neither is the floor, just in case you were wondering.

[Andre]

Up down Fuk it tighten the nuts and leave it on a 45% angle.

[Gandalf]

Personally I always sit down when going to the toilet in the home as I find it more comfortable and because I am mildly homosexual. The seat always stays down in my home. I don't understand the standing up pissing into round seated bowl that is clearly quite far away and thus difficult to aim at with any consistency.

[Howlin Mad Missy]

Personally I always sit down when going to the toilet in the home as I find it more comfortable and because I am mildly homosexual. The seat always stays down in my home. I don't understand the standing up pissing into round seated bowl that is clearly quite far away and thus difficult to aim at with any consistency.

so that's you and John Lydon. And he does it because he's lazy. Apparently.

[Andre]

Personally I always sit down when going to the toilet in the home as I find it more comfortable and because I am mildly homosexual. The seat always stays down in my home. I don't understand the standing up pissing into round seated bowl that is clearly quite far away and thus difficult to aim at with any consistency.

so that's you and John Lydon. And he does it because he's lazy. Apparently.

Count me in on that,but only of a night. It makes zero noise so I dont wake anyone up.
Plus the stars twinkeling along side me, must make me slightly homosexual as well.

[El Kabong]

....To continue, yes dames are still crazy. I was supposed to meet up with this girl tonight and got stood up for nothing but the simple fact that the girl "Had a bad day"...I have been dealing with my grandmother having a fall and breaking her wrist, a classmate of mine dying (she was just 27), and then this girl says "I had a bad day", for fucks sake what the hell are women thinking?

.....NEXT!

[boozeboxer]

Mate she is probably looking for just a casual relationship at first, not to compare who has the most grim life.

Obviously people date because it is enjoyable. If she is tired or had a bad day it will not be enjoyable to her, and she probably will have a negative outlook about you.
It is in your best interest to just be patient until she is in a good receptive mood.
Having said that, she could just be trying to get out of seeing you and really unimaginative.

On a personal note, I hate flakes.

[Andre]

Flakes thats very American, its mentioned in an old Zappa song.

What does it actually mean and how did that saying come about?

[Ghost]

Urban Dictionary: flake

[Andre]

Cheers: funny word ,we got Flake which is cooked shark out here, and corn flakes. Flakes of skin.. I still wonder how they came to use it for a user of people.

[Ghost]

Also have:

Flake Off

Bit of a Flake

Flaked Out.


And the list goes on and on.

[Howlin Mad Missy]

over here flake is a chocolate bar..so that's a good thing.

depends how far in advance she bailed.

see if you re-schedule. 2 things spring to mind which contradict people make time for things that are important to them & you've not yet been on a date, who knows how it will go, could be great could be awful but wouldn't you prefer someone who was keen to be there or just turned up in bad mood because they felt obliged?

[El Kabong]

How late did she let me know? Well I was at the place we had set to meet when she for the most part broke down into a hissy fit like my 4 year old niece.

I was irritated by it last night and rightfully so, because her actions are a prime example of what we like to call "a self fulfilling prophecy". Her last relationship was bad perhaps abusive (at least verbally/emotionally so) and I know that (though not the extent to which it was abusive) and so I treat her like I would any other woman I go out with....I'm a gentleman of course I treat ladies nicely. Well she's apparently not used to that and has made it up in her mind that she's not worthy and has subconsciously set out to weaken and maybe even destroy the current relationship. Men are certainly capable of such asinine behavior and I myself have had my own defeatist mentality interfere with relationships, but when it comes down to crazy, men just can't compete with the fairer sex.