Dames are crazy....

[Andre]

Lyle you should really give us a humorous story so that we may help/laugh at you.

OK well I give her multiple orgasms and while I'm working on the last one for her she kind of "dead fish's" and I ask if everything is ok, she asks for a break, I'm like "Yeah, ok, that's cool" and she proceeds to get dressed and leave and then later says she's depressed and has trouble dealing with "things".

HAHAHA....oooooh that's funny

Let's get this straight, I've got no huge emotional investment in this. I'm in this just for the ride, if I end up falling for her then that's my problem, but that type of shit irks me man. I did MORE than my fair share and she gets all sketchy about it. I honestly wouldn't bother posting it on the forum (risking humiliation from you dopes bar what truly happened) had it not been quite odd.

I'm a gentleman, I don't brag or boast or what have you, this is just odd to me, never dealt with something like this. Any insight for me booze?

I fail to see the problem

Well #1 I wasn't finished and #2 I'm a gentleman and not a heartless man-slut

If I was Gay and you had said that to me; I would answer it " Ooo"
And storm off .

[El Kabong]

Lyle you should really give us a humorous story so that we may help/laugh at you.

OK well I give her multiple orgasms and while I'm working on the last one for her she kind of "dead fish's" and I ask if everything is ok, she asks for a break, I'm like "Yeah, ok, that's cool" and she proceeds to get dressed and leave and then later says she's depressed and has trouble dealing with "things".

HAHAHA....oooooh that's funny

Let's get this straight, I've got no huge emotional investment in this. I'm in this just for the ride, if I end up falling for her then that's my problem, but that type of shit irks me man. I did MORE than my fair share and she gets all sketchy about it. I honestly wouldn't bother posting it on the forum (risking humiliation from you dopes bar what truly happened) had it not been quite odd.

I'm a gentleman, I don't brag or boast or what have you, this is just odd to me, never dealt with something like this. Any insight for me booze?

I fail to see the problem

Well #1 I wasn't finished and #2 I'm a gentleman and not a heartless man-slut

If I was Gay and you had said that to me; I would answer it " Ooo"
And storm off .

....So you'd say "Ooo" and storm off then?

[Violent Demise]

Lyle you should really give us a humorous story so that we may help/laugh at you.

OK well I give her multiple orgasms and while I'm working on the last one for her she kind of "dead fish's" and I ask if everything is ok, she asks for a break, I'm like "Yeah, ok, that's cool" and she proceeds to get dressed and leave and then later says she's depressed and has trouble dealing with "things".

HAHAHA....oooooh that's funny

Let's get this straight, I've got no huge emotional investment in this. I'm in this just for the ride, if I end up falling for her then that's my problem, but that type of shit irks me man. I did MORE than my fair share and she gets all sketchy about it. I honestly wouldn't bother posting it on the forum (risking humiliation from you dopes bar what truly happened) had it not been quite odd.

I'm a gentleman, I don't brag or boast or what have you, this is just odd to me, never dealt with something like this. Any insight for me booze?

I fail to see the problem

Well #1 I wasn't finished and #2 I'm a gentleman and not a heartless man-slut

Yeah we all have faults. I won't judge you

[Andre]

Lyle you should really give us a humorous story so that we may help/laugh at you.

OK well I give her multiple orgasms and while I'm working on the last one for her she kind of "dead fish's" and I ask if everything is ok, she asks for a break, I'm like "Yeah, ok, that's cool" and she proceeds to get dressed and leave and then later says she's depressed and has trouble dealing with "things".

HAHAHA....oooooh that's funny

Let's get this straight, I've got no huge emotional investment in this. I'm in this just for the ride, if I end up falling for her then that's my problem, but that type of shit irks me man. I did MORE than my fair share and she gets all sketchy about it. I honestly wouldn't bother posting it on the forum (risking humiliation from you dopes bar what truly happened) had it not been quite odd.

I'm a gentleman, I don't brag or boast or what have you, this is just odd to me, never dealt with something like this. Any insight for me booze?

I fail to see the problem

Well #1 I wasn't finished and #2 I'm a gentleman and not a heartless man-slut

If I was Gay and you had said that to me; I would answer it " Ooo"
And storm off .

....So you'd say "Ooo" and storm off then?

Touche, You did come up with it though. I thought only women on Jerry springer and dumped gay men used that line.

[FTMatty]

Like my dad once told me, all women are mental, you just have to find one you can cope with.

[Howlin Mad Missy]

& you think you don't drive us nuts with the clueless insensitivity? Don't even get me started about peeing on the toilet seat, floor...

[El Kabong]

.....here we go

[Violent Demise]

Like my dad once told me, all women are mental, you just have to find one you can cope with.

$100 dollars says you'll find a unicorn before you can find one you can cope with

[JazMerkin]

Lyle you should really give us a humorous story so that we may help/laugh at you.

OK well I give her multiple orgasms and while I'm working on the last one for her she kind of "dead fish's" and I ask if everything is ok, she asks for a break, I'm like "Yeah, ok, that's cool" and she proceeds to get dressed and leave and then later says she's depressed and has trouble dealing with "things".

HAHAHA....oooooh that's funny

Let's get this straight, I've got no huge emotional investment in this. I'm in this just for the ride, if I end up falling for her then that's my problem, but that type of shit irks me man. I did MORE than my fair share and she gets all sketchy about it. I honestly wouldn't bother posting it on the forum (risking humiliation from you dopes bar what truly happened) had it not been quite odd.

I'm a gentleman, I don't brag or boast or what have you, this is just odd to me, never dealt with something like this. Any insight for me booze?

I've not read through the rest of the thread yet, but I've NEVER met a woman who will walk away from multiple orgasms. Seriously, once they're gettin multiple orgasms they're there to get as many as they can. It's a glorious thing as a man because after you've done it you can bust at your own convenience & still be treated like a god after.

[Howlin Mad Missy]

.....here we go

he started it

[Violent Demise]

Lyle you should really give us a humorous story so that we may help/laugh at you.

OK well I give her multiple orgasms and while I'm working on the last one for her she kind of "dead fish's" and I ask if everything is ok, she asks for a break, I'm like "Yeah, ok, that's cool" and she proceeds to get dressed and leave and then later says she's depressed and has trouble dealing with "things".

HAHAHA....oooooh that's funny

Let's get this straight, I've got no huge emotional investment in this. I'm in this just for the ride, if I end up falling for her then that's my problem, but that type of shit irks me man. I did MORE than my fair share and she gets all sketchy about it. I honestly wouldn't bother posting it on the forum (risking humiliation from you dopes bar what truly happened) had it not been quite odd.

I'm a gentleman, I don't brag or boast or what have you, this is just odd to me, never dealt with something like this. Any insight for me booze?

I've not read through the rest of the thread yet, but I've NEVER met a woman who will walk away from multiple orgasms. Seriously, once they're gettin multiple orgasms they're there to get as many as they can. It's a glorious thing as a man because after you've done it you can bust at your own convenience & still be treated like a god after.

When do you make your get away?

[Andre]

Lyle you should really give us a humorous story so that we may help/laugh at you.

OK well I give her multiple orgasms and while I'm working on the last one for her she kind of "dead fish's" and I ask if everything is ok, she asks for a break, I'm like "Yeah, ok, that's cool" and she proceeds to get dressed and leave and then later says she's depressed and has trouble dealing with "things".

HAHAHA....oooooh that's funny

Let's get this straight, I've got no huge emotional investment in this. I'm in this just for the ride, if I end up falling for her then that's my problem, but that type of shit irks me man. I did MORE than my fair share and she gets all sketchy about it. I honestly wouldn't bother posting it on the forum (risking humiliation from you dopes bar what truly happened) had it not been quite odd.

I'm a gentleman, I don't brag or boast or what have you, this is just odd to me, never dealt with something like this. Any insight for me booze?

I've not read through the rest of the thread yet, but I've NEVER met a woman who will walk away from multiple orgasms. Seriously, once they're gettin multiple orgasms they're there to get as many as they can. It's a glorious thing as a man because after you've done it you can bust at your own convenience & still be treated like a god after.

When do you make your get away?

ASAP after you've cum is the correct answer.

[JazMerkin]

Lyle you should really give us a humorous story so that we may help/laugh at you.

OK well I give her multiple orgasms and while I'm working on the last one for her she kind of "dead fish's" and I ask if everything is ok, she asks for a break, I'm like "Yeah, ok, that's cool" and she proceeds to get dressed and leave and then later says she's depressed and has trouble dealing with "things".

HAHAHA....oooooh that's funny

Let's get this straight, I've got no huge emotional investment in this. I'm in this just for the ride, if I end up falling for her then that's my problem, but that type of shit irks me man. I did MORE than my fair share and she gets all sketchy about it. I honestly wouldn't bother posting it on the forum (risking humiliation from you dopes bar what truly happened) had it not been quite odd.

I'm a gentleman, I don't brag or boast or what have you, this is just odd to me, never dealt with something like this. Any insight for me booze?

I've not read through the rest of the thread yet, but I've NEVER met a woman who will walk away from multiple orgasms. Seriously, once they're gettin multiple orgasms they're there to get as many as they can. It's a glorious thing as a man because after you've done it you can bust at your own convenience & still be treated like a god after.

When do you make your get away?

Why am I leaving? She can leave. After she's made me something to eat.

[Violent Demise]

Lyle you should really give us a humorous story so that we may help/laugh at you.

OK well I give her multiple orgasms and while I'm working on the last one for her she kind of "dead fish's" and I ask if everything is ok, she asks for a break, I'm like "Yeah, ok, that's cool" and she proceeds to get dressed and leave and then later says she's depressed and has trouble dealing with "things".

HAHAHA....oooooh that's funny

Let's get this straight, I've got no huge emotional investment in this. I'm in this just for the ride, if I end up falling for her then that's my problem, but that type of shit irks me man. I did MORE than my fair share and she gets all sketchy about it. I honestly wouldn't bother posting it on the forum (risking humiliation from you dopes bar what truly happened) had it not been quite odd.

I'm a gentleman, I don't brag or boast or what have you, this is just odd to me, never dealt with something like this. Any insight for me booze?

I've not read through the rest of the thread yet, but I've NEVER met a woman who will walk away from multiple orgasms. Seriously, once they're gettin multiple orgasms they're there to get as many as they can. It's a glorious thing as a man because after you've done it you can bust at your own convenience & still be treated like a god after.

When do you make your get away?

Why am I leaving? She can leave. After she's made me something to eat.

I can't be the only one who gets a kick out of "I'm a get something to drink" and than never come back.

[Andre]

Dames?

Polite french word for "Ladies"

I know what it means, it's just an antiquated word.

Should I have used broad? Dish? Gal? Chick?

I prefer 'moll'.

Cant use the word "Chicks down South when pimpin.