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    Default Re: I cut my lip on a cash machine receipt

    I actually started this thread as just a way of getting something said on here in response to Skel saying it is silent. It was in its own way a great comic gesture. Most of my comedy goes over most heads anyway. I need a paragraph whilst others need just a sentence.

    I don't write gags, I write other things.

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    Quote Originally Posted by miles View Post
    I actually started this thread as just a way of getting something said on here in response to Skel saying it is silent. It was in its own way a great comic gesture. Most of my comedy goes over most heads anyway. I need a paragraph whilst others need just a sentence.

    I don't write gags, I write other things.
    So you're saying you came up with something random and straight out lied to get something on this board? You're an absolute disgrace, and I will never trust a word typed by your fingers again.

    And I hope your lip is afflicted with 100 ghostly papercuts every night while you sleep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by superheavyrhun View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by miles View Post
    I actually started this thread as just a way of getting something said on here in response to Skel saying it is silent. It was in its own way a great comic gesture. Most of my comedy goes over most heads anyway. I need a paragraph whilst others need just a sentence.

    I don't write gags, I write other things.
    So you're saying you came up with something random and straight out lied to get something on this board? You're an absolute disgrace, and I will never trust a word typed by your fingers again.

    And I hope your lip is afflicted with 100 ghostly papercuts every night while you sleep.
    No, it was 1000 true. But as was mentioned, why not speak about a car crash instead? It was satire, but as with any satire, it had realistic foundations.

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    Default Re: I cut my lip on a cash machine receipt

    Another word for it is subversion, I'm a smart person. Even when I appear to be stupid, I am usually firmly in control. Unless I am drunk and I have no idea what is going on. That's 50:50.

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    Default Re: I cut my lip on a cash machine receipt

    No contradictions there at all and that's how every post should be managed.

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