I cut my lip on a cash machine receipt

[boozeboxer]

You paid your wife for crashing your car? I have obviously missed a thread somewhere.

Oh.......your a cunt.

"you're a cunt."

[boozeboxer]

I do feel bad for Skel leaving though, always thought he was a good poster (even if he was from WAles or some other 3rd world country).

[Andre]

I do feel bad for Skel leaving though, always thought he was a good poster (even if he was from WAles or some other 3rd world country).

Ahh let it go, if he thought the same way about you, he would stay.

[Andre]

Miles robot fixation,caught sucking off the paper shredder in the staff room again?

[boozeboxer]

I do feel bad for Skel leaving though, always thought he was a good poster (even if he was from WAles or some other 3rd world country).

Ahh let it go, if he thought the same way about you, he would stay.

No he emailed me stating that I was the reason he held on so long.

[Gandalf]

I actually started this thread as just a way of getting something said on here in response to Skel saying it is silent. It was in its own way a great comic gesture. Most of my comedy goes over most heads anyway. I need a paragraph whilst others need just a sentence.

I don't write gags, I write other things.

[superheavyrhun]

I actually started this thread as just a way of getting something said on here in response to Skel saying it is silent. It was in its own way a great comic gesture. Most of my comedy goes over most heads anyway. I need a paragraph whilst others need just a sentence.

I don't write gags, I write other things.

So you're saying you came up with something random and straight out lied to get something on this board? You're an absolute disgrace, and I will never trust a word typed by your fingers again.

And I hope your lip is afflicted with 100 ghostly papercuts every night while you sleep.

[Gandalf]

I actually started this thread as just a way of getting something said on here in response to Skel saying it is silent. It was in its own way a great comic gesture. Most of my comedy goes over most heads anyway. I need a paragraph whilst others need just a sentence.

I don't write gags, I write other things.

So you're saying you came up with something random and straight out lied to get something on this board? You're an absolute disgrace, and I will never trust a word typed by your fingers again.

And I hope your lip is afflicted with 100 ghostly papercuts every night while you sleep.

No, it was 1000 true. But as was mentioned, why not speak about a car crash instead? It was satire, but as with any satire, it had realistic foundations.

[Andre]

I do feel bad for Skel leaving though, always thought he was a good poster (even if he was from WAles or some other 3rd world country).

Ahh let it go, if he thought the same way about you, he would stay.

No he emailed me stating that I was the reason he held on so long.

Yyeap