I kinda need advice. Bad times.

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Oh man, you didn't lie about her did you? That's pretty mean. She hasn't really done anything wrong from what you have been saying in this thread. Just chill out and drive your bus. It's your mind that is the problem, not this girl. Poor thing is going to be in trouble and all for nothing.

Interesting confession Eric, though I find a lot of you quite odd. I am quite a diffident and cold person, so could never confess to being touchy with teenagers or anything like that. Any form of physical contact would just be extremely alien to me and even eye contact is something that I rarely hold for long.

Of course I know when someone is attractive and think sometimes 'Cor she's a looker'. But my character refuses to allow it to ever go beyond that. I would never physically touch another female that I am not legally contracted to. But why would I even want to? Physical beauty is just that and for me it is just like architecture. I can look at a building without ever needing to touch it, but one must never stare.

He moves to Korea but he never forgets his northern roots. Cor

I aso love the line 'I would never physically touch another female that I am not legally contracted to'. Have you ever come across a more passionate and red blooded man? Such a romantic way with words, no wonder his wife fell for him, must have swept her off her feet with his sexy talk...

He makes Ed Miliband sound racy...

Hahaha. He is from Harrogate though so i can believe it.