I would like some advice. Some serious and some comedic.

[KKisser]

you should have kept your mouth shut and told no one you daft bastard

[Howlin Mad Missy]

too late for that, he's shot his wad & been left with something of a mess on his hands.

[ono]

I think the girl in question needs reporting.

[superheavyrhun]

too late for that, he's shot his wad & been left with something of a mess on his hands.

Now that is something I can provide advice about....

[Munkymagic]

This place is turning into dear deidre

Haven't read through it all but hope it turned out ok!

[superheavyrhun]

This place is turning into dear deidre

Haven't read through it all but hope it turned out ok!

This has actually been submitted as a photo casebook. However, models have had to be called in due to booze's unphotogenic nature.