I would like some advice. Some serious and some comedic.

[Kev]

Ok heres how my mind went as I read through it ,this wont help you at all but it will make you realize the craziness that goes on the heads of the people who you choose to call friends.

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I need some advice but would appreciate to keep it off facebook OK let take it there right now. since I have quite a few of you on there too and I consider almost all of you pretty good friends. We have spent more time together than most anyone else Sad ommision. Will ignore in case I have a simular problem.

Okay, well I have a recurring theme in my life right now.We'll we are creatures of habit

I have a girlfriend who I absolutely love I wonder if shes a honey? She is a little older than me Fuck her off things will only get uglier from here on in and going through a divorce.Is he jealous will he sneak through the snow one night and kill you both? She married a person and stuck it out way too long in a shitty situation . She has really made me happy and a great asset in my life She gives head and money.

Anyway, I also have a best friend who I do absolutely everything with Is it a younger girl?. This is the best guy in the world.Ahh shit dude. We are great friends and hang out several times a week hunting or working on the farm together Ahh damn its broke back fukkin mountain . He also has a girlfriend. In one isolated incident last year, I made out with her.Oh thank fuk. Or really just kissed her a couple times.On the moot right !? We all were completely shit faced. My best friend said he was walking home, but ended up sleeping in our barn. Another friend was arrested but the police ultimately released him. (was he tense ?) I need a realese too, hmm the misses is still in the cot too hang on BRB)
Anyway, kissed her a few times. Felt absolutely awful about it Did she taste of puke?and told my best friend and he didn't seem to mind that much. But he is a top notch guy. Well your mate is a keeper. The thing is I never really had feelings for this girl whatsoever. Just a shit-faced both of us there sort of time. But this girl still likes me alot. Maybe not like boyfriend-girlfriend, but genuinely likes to have me around.

So, I told my current girlfriend that happened because she asked why this girl was so fond of me. "Ohh Stimpy you eeediiooot" I think this was the wrong thing to do.
I tell everything because I am open and honest and admit mistakes. I love my gf and am proud she dates me and don't bat an eye at other dames. You sound like Lyle
Now, this is creating a huge problem in my life Hahaha you bought it. My gf is concerned about this girl.Shit eh that a bit of shock She gets pissed off about it all the time. And I love my best friend too this just got creepy again. I spend alot of time with both but feel like my gf is trying to get me to choose. Maybe you are all about to become swingers
Like I am getting punished for spending time with my bf Oh dude I really wouldnt say that in public not even here. Also his girl just posted a pic of me on facebook which was a long time before we met and was just me and a few mates camping,Its not all about you then sunshine, but now she is really weird just because of that oh your misses is weird not the bf's gf.
Please advise.

Foursome.

haha, as you say, his rather weird relationship with his man chum is the most worrying thing in this story.

I reckon they will all get it on in a barn sometime. These hill billy types are all like that, maybe Ma and Pa will get involved too.

No offence to Booze of course, I have nothing against hill billy customs and practices.

This thread has got me thinking about his little cousin now. I'm back off to facebook.

[Mark TKO]

you should have kept your mouth shut and told no one you daft bastard

[Kev]

Oh good Missy have arrived. Some warm, loving advice and wise counsel from the heart coming up...

[Howlin Mad Missy]

let's see now..it's considered a red flag that the woman you are with is upset about a woman who had her tongue down your throat is friendly and likes you and you like her.....hmm yeah can't see nothing at all for her to get upset about.

women eh?

how would you feel if it were the other way round?

[boozeboxer]

let's see now..it's considered a red flag that the woman you are with is upset about a woman who had her tongue down your throat is friendly and likes you and you like her.....hmm yeah can't see nothing at all for her to get upset about.

women eh?

how would you feel if it were the other way round?

Thank you for your advice Missy.

[Kev]

let's see now..it's considered a red flag that the woman you are with is upset about a woman who had her tongue down your throat is friendly and likes you and you like her.....hmm yeah can't see nothing at all for her to get upset about.

women eh?

how would you feel if it were the other way round?

Thank you for your advice Missy.

Is this some pathetic and gutless attempt to placate her so she doesn't call you a plank, a cunt, a mong and a joke of a man like she does the rest of us men who sin?

I highly doubt Missy would respect such a show of clear duplicitous weakness, and instead would rather see it as the cowardly scheming of a devious love cheat that it is.

Have some backbone Booze.

[Andre]

let's see now..it's considered a red flag that the woman you are with is upset about a woman who had her tongue down your throat is friendly and likes you and you like her.....hmm yeah can't see nothing at all for her to get upset about.

women eh?

how would you feel if it were the other way round?

Exactly, putting your throat down someones tongue .

[CFH]

let's see now..it's considered a red flag that the woman you are with is upset about a woman who had her tongue down your throat is friendly and likes you and you like her.....hmm yeah can't see nothing at all for her to get upset about.

women eh?

how would you feel if it were the other way round?

From what Booze has said, they kissed once a long time ago when they were drunk, way before Booze and the new woman were together. The girl he kissed is in a committed relationship with his best friend and he's made it clear that he just wants to be friends with her.

Being upset about something like that and making Booze feel like he has to choose between them is possessive and controlling, and if the situations were reversed the man would be castigated for acting like that.

[Kev]

let's see now..it's considered a red flag that the woman you are with is upset about a woman who had her tongue down your throat is friendly and likes you and you like her.....hmm yeah can't see nothing at all for her to get upset about.

women eh?

how would you feel if it were the other way round?

From what Booze has said, they kissed once a long time ago when they were drunk, way before Booze and the new woman were together. The girl he kissed is in a committed relationship with his best friend and he's made it clear that he just wants to be friends with her.

Being upset about something like that and making Booze feel like he has to choose between them is possessive and controlling, and if the situations were reversed the man would be castigated for acting like that.

I think Missy's response highlights what Booze's initial problem was. Telling his gf about it.

Just keep that shit to yourself. What happens in the barn stays in the barn. Opening up to girls and assuming you will get points for honesty is a fool's mission.

Learn from the legends, Clinton, Wood's, Grant, Giggs, De La Hoya, Hatton. Deny everything, until incontrovertible evidence to the contrary arises, then admit to a moment of weakness, say you are depressed, suicidal even, go off to an island or mountain top to think and let your girl think you really need her to 'fix and cleanse' you. It wasn't you cheating, it was you battling inner demons and she is in fact your rock.

Booze is trying to approach an irrational creature with rational thought. Of course he's struggling.

Just lie, tell your gf you hate that fat pig and she's treating your bf like crap. She's a dog. Let her have a moment and think you are onside, then just meet the bf's girl in the barn in secret.

[Gandalf]

Your girlfriend needs to chill out and just accept your honesty for what it is which is a guy trying to be genuine. I think many women, knowing their own base nature and knowing that most men are base at heart too, have a very hard time when they come across someone that is genuinely honest. All you can do is be open and if she has a hard time dealing with that then that is her problem. I wouldn't change anything just to make her happy. You can't dump your best mate because of an irrational woman.

Be a man and stick to your principles.

[Howlin Mad Missy]

hey, if my typing is messed up it's because I'm posting from my phone & the reply box doesn't fit the screen

some couples/people have a don't ask don't tell policy, some have full disclosure.

Bilbo, I do prefer honesty but he did kinda shoot himself in the foot by having her about in a 'friendly' manner, e.g. Facebook.

She could of course be vindictive, like me, who has agreed to meet for coffee, someone I slept with who I know is a cheat & a liar, who is back with his ex.

I know it looks bad even if he's just trying to be friendly.
Good. I want it to look bad I'm going to go dressed like a hooker.

[KKisser]

you should have kept your mouth shut and told no one you daft bastard

[Howlin Mad Missy]

too late for that, he's shot his wad & been left with something of a mess on his hands.

[ono]

I think the girl in question needs reporting.

[superheavyrhun]

too late for that, he's shot his wad & been left with something of a mess on his hands.

Now that is something I can provide advice about....