I have gained 12 pounds in the last week here in India

[Saddo]

haha you are right , in fact it has already started. Rust, dust, and other things I might add. So is that how it works then? Its like a built-in diet plan----eat like an ox, then piss like a horse!

Now this calls for a poem.

my time in India was great
food stacked up on my plate
I ate so much i was about to bust
but it turned out OK as I'm shitting rust.