I have gained 12 pounds in the last week here in India

[Andre]

We been chased out of a park by heaps of them in Sumatra or Malaysia cant remember.
bought peanuts on the way in from a sign that said " feed the Monkeys" We were all ohhh feed the little monkeys got in there and watching them fight each other to get to us we ran like fuck eventually throwing the whole bag of nuts over our shoulders as we ran. Cunts. Same goes for the sellers of the nuts .

[Gandalf]

Good for you BBB. I hope all is well out there.

I'm a skinny bastard and too long out here has definitely kept me that way. If I had spent a decade at home I would definitely be 10 pounds heavier.

I had never thought of India as being a great place for food and dining, but I love curry and steaks, so I must be a bit odd.

[Andre]

British pounds are much stronger. 12 Indian ones is probably about 1 real one. easy to shred.

[Beanz]

Gheelicious

[Andre]

Geelicious .

At the supermarket.. " ooh "Where did I park my Elephant?"

My mate has an Indian friend who says that in a loud indian accent in car parks whenever someone looks at him funny.

I suppose the Turban and a Pierre Cardin suit is what they are actually staring at.

[Dark Lord Al]

So i guess you are now a celebrity with the 12 lbs gain , have the guiness book done the photo shoot yet ?

[Andre]

[sanatcalls]

I have been to India and I agree Food is damn good and delicious..

Well bust your ass a bit and start working out as this will increase if you didn't moved your butt..

Rest enjoy the food as I do miss its spices all the time..

[karategan]

And I thought I totally ****ed up aha. Gained 7 lbs over the last week. Didn't workout and just binged everyday.

[blueheart]

those things called samosas are damn good