There is one part of the Bible t precludes me from being a true follower, becuase I simply cannot adhere to the rule. This rule is....

"You shall not set your desire on your neighbor's house or land, his manservant or maidservant, his ox or donkey"

I've had neighbours with fucking lovely Ox's and Donkey's and I always set my desire on them. And don't even get me started on the 'Manservant'