Any good jokes ????

[Dia bando]

Not even Gavin from autoglass could fix
Whitney's crack problem.

[Dia bando]

Women come to me I have sex with them and then I'm paid for my
services sound's great. But it not all fun being an undertaker.

[Master]

Arsenal.

[Beanz]

One for Andre

Why wasn't Christ born in Australia?

Where would you find three wise men and a virgin

One for Brockton

What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your pants?

Your Grandma

[Scrap]

My Wifes Pal, asked Her if I was Circumcised, She said No He is a complete Prick

[Slim the BoxingManiac]

Why did the girl fall off of the swingset? She had no arms.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

[Dia bando]

What 6 inches long and wont be getting sucked
to day Whitney's Houston crack pipe.

[Slim the BoxingManiac]

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My wife is dying of cancer."

[Master]

A young blond woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful woman. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself, hysterically, the blond responds to the husband, “shut up….you’re next!”

[Master]

"Mommy, everynight I hear you and daddy making noise and
when I look in you're bouncing up and down on him".

His mom is taken by surprise and says.
" Oh... well I'm bouncing on his stomach because he's fat and that makes him thin again."

And the boy says, "That won't work."

His mom says, "Why?".

And the boy replies. "Because the lady next door comes by after you leave each day
and blows him back up!"

[roberto duran legend]

Arsenal.

Master that is bang out of order , was funny though

[Master]

Arsenal.

Master that is bang out of order , was funny though

That was specifically aimed at you mate.

[Master]

A primary teacher starts a new job at a school on Merseyside and,
trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she is a Liverpool fan.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Liverpool fans.
Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says:
Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?"
Because I'm not a Liverpool fan," she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asks: "Well, if you're not a Liverpool fan, then who are you a fan of?"
I'm a West Ham United fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. "Mary, why are you a Hammers fan?"
Because my mum and dad are from the eastend, and my mum is a West
Ham fan and my dad is a West Ham fan, so I'm a West Ham fan too!"
Well," said the teacher, in an annoyed tone, "that's no reason for you to be a West Ham fan. You don't have to be just like your parents
all of the time. What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a car thief, what would you be then?"
Then," Mary smiled, "I'd be a Liverpool fan."

[Slim the BoxingManiac]

I'm a liverpool fan.

Just kidding. I'm an American.

[Andre]

I'm a liverpool fan.

Just kidding. I'm an American.

Same thing.