A surgeon was operating on a man when he slips and accidently cutts off the mans balls.
He quickly inserts 2 onions and sews his scrotum back up.
One month later the man goes back for a check up." any problems ? " asks the surgeon.
" a few " explains the man.
" I cry when i piss, my wife gets heartburn after a blowjob, and i get a fucking hard on
when i see a cheese sandwich".