Quote Originally Posted by Ghost View Post
So?

Where are the good jokes?
A man and a woman were driving down the road, arguing about his infidelity when suddenly the woman reached over and sliced the man’s penis off. Angrily, she tossed it out the car window.

 Driving behind the couple was a man and his 6-year-old daughter. The little girl was chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the penis smacked their car windshield, stuck for a moment, and her dad put the wipers on and cleaned it off the screen and drove on like nothing happened.


After a while, the daughter asked her father, “Daddy, what was that that hit the window?”


Not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at such a young age, the father replied, “It was only a bug, Honey.”


The daughter sat with a confused look on her face, and after a moment said.. ”Gee it had a big dick, didn’t it?”