Any good jokes ????

[Dia bando]

Told the wife to put her coat on, see said why I'm going to the pub I said I'm I coming as well no
I'm switching the heating off.

[Andre]

Told the wife to put her coat on, see said why I'm going to the pub I said I'm I coming as well no
I'm switching the heating off.

Reading that; I think you just got back from the pub.

[roberto duran legend]

Muamba wakes up to find Torres has scored twice " fuck me, how many years
was i unconscious "

[Dia bando]

Hell that's no joke that would be a nightmare.

[roberto duran legend]

Didnt mean it in a bad way mate , just my warped humour

[Memphis]

Didnt mean it in a bad way mate , just my warped humour

I thought it was funny.

Whats the most difficult thing about a sex change?

Getting fish to smell like cheese.

[Dia bando]

Didnt mean it in a bad way mate , just my warped humour

The Tories mate that's the nightmare.

[roberto duran legend]

I went to the pub last night, and there was this fat girl dancing on a table.
I walked passed and said ' Fucking amazing legs ' The girl giggled and said
with a smile 'Do you really think so ' I said ' without a doubt,
most tables would have collapsed by now ' .

[El Kabong]

Wayne Rooney visited Fabrice Muamba in the hospital. "He looks great and can almost string together a complete sentence" Muamba said.

[generalbulldog]

As Ghost said, what happened to the good jokes?

Man, a lot of these jokes are even worse than Marktko's jokes.

[FinitoElDinamita]

How do chinese peeps name their babies?


They throw a coin down the stairs and which ever sound it makes, thats the name..

Like ching chong chow. Loll

[Master]

How do chinese peeps name their babies?


They throw a coin down the stairs and which ever sound it makes, thats the name..

Like ching chong chow. Loll

Yudo nota lafa atur yurown joks.

[Master]

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to go away and let him get some sleep but they persisted until finally he gave in. "OK, follow me" he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through the valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees. Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him. "Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked. "Yes, Yes, Yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy. "Good" said the bat, "Because I sure as hell didn't!"

[Memphis]

Small timid guy gets sent to prison. Gets banged up with a right big hard bastard.

Big bastard says 'Oi mate, want to play a game?'

Small guy says 'yeah ok'

Big bastard asks 'Mums and dads or doctors and nurses?'

Small guys says 'Ughhhh......mums and dads?'

Big bastards asks 'You want to be mum or dad?'

Small guy plays it safe and says 'can I be dad please?'

Big bastard says 'Very well, you're Dad.........now come over here and suck mums cock!'

[Beanz]

As Ghost said, what happened to the good jokes?

Man, a lot of these jokes are even worse than Marktko's jokes.

I've always meant to ask you @generalbulldog what is it with your Avatar pic is that a joke? or if not what is the story laughing boy?