Any good jokes ????

[erics44]

I went to the shop the other day and said do you have any helicopter flavour crisps, she said nah we only do plane

[roberto duran legend]

Wife gets home from work to find her husband watching the football
again. she says, " im leaving you. All you do is talk about football
and you think about nothing else. Im also seeing someone else.
He is younger than you, more handsome , tender, understanding,
treats me like a lady, has a 12inch cock and fucks me everyday."
" really" replies the husband . " What team does he support ?" .