Muamba wakes up to find Torres has scored twice " fuck me, how many years
was i unconscious "
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Muamba wakes up to find Torres has scored twice " fuck me, how many years
was i unconscious "
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Hell that's no joke that would be a nightmare.
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Didnt mean it in a bad way mate , just my warped humour
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Originally Posted by roberto duran legend
Didnt mean it in a bad way mate , just my warped humour
I thought it was funny.
Whats the most difficult thing about a sex change?
Getting fish to smell like cheese.
When God said to the both of us "Which one of you wants to be Sugar Ray?" I guess I didnt raise my hand fast enough
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The Tories mate that's the nightmare.Didnt mean it in a bad way mate , just my warped humour
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I went to the pub last night, and there was this fat girl dancing on a table.
I walked passed and said ' Fucking amazing legs ' The girl giggled and said
with a smile 'Do you really think so ' I said ' without a doubt,
most tables would have collapsed by now ' .
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WALLET SCAM WARNING.
In ASDA whilst packing shopping in yourcar, you may be approached by 2 fit 18
year oldEastern European girls in tight , tiny tops. They wash your screen with their tits
up against the window and ask for a lift to the next ASDA as payment.
On the way they will strip down and perform oral sex on each other.
One will then climb into the front and suck you off while the other attempts
to steal your wallet. I had mine stolen last thursday , friday, saturday ,
twice on sunday and once again today, so be carefull .
PS you can buy wallets for 99p in poundstretchers
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Bloke buys a Geordie parrot, but gets sick of it saying, 'Im from the toon
and im hard as fuck' , so he puts a Kestrel in his cage. Next morning he
finds the Kestrel dead,and the Parrot saying ' Im from the toon and im as hard as fuck'.
So the bloke puts a Golden Eagle in the cage. Next morning he finds the Eagle dead
and the Parrot with no feathers. As he looks in the cage, the Parrot says,
'Had to tek me coat off for that bastard.
Wayne Rooney visited Fabrice Muamba in the hospital. "He looks great and can almost string together a complete sentence" Muamba said.
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