The 2012 London Olympic Games

[Howlin Mad Missy]

Okay, my hopes for being an Olympian have been completely changed, the reality is that I need to take up Judo.

BBC Sport - London 2012 Olympics - Ricardo Blas Jr : Guam, Judo

This guy is only an inch or so taller than me and weighs in at an impressive 34 stone!

BBC News - Your Olympic athlete body match

This tells you which athlete is closest to your height and weight. Mine is Japanese weightlifter Kazuomi Ota. Yes.

apparently you should take up shooting if you're not built like an athlete.