I know this has been beat to death, but I just couldn't resist.


Seven states qualify for secession response from White House



What put this over the edge for me as far as comedic content was the statement I've excerpted below:


"A counter-petition has been filed calling for the state capital Austin to secede from Texas and remain part of the United States".


I've paid good money to see stand-up comedy that's not as funny as this.