Sarah Millican.... What am I missing??

[BIG H]

What you are missing, I presume, is a vagina.

Hold the phone, I always thought Big H was a woman? Also, I thought the 'H' stood for 'hoop', explaining the amount of anal fucking she'd had.

No way is Big H a woman, unless she is a lesbian.

If I was a woman, I'd deffo be a bean flicker