Any good jokes ????

[Master]

Men's Personal Ads

40-ish - 52 but looking for 25-yr-old

Athletic - Sits on the couch all day and watches sports

Average looking - Ugly

Average weight - Used to weigh 300lb, now weighs 297lb

Educated - Will always correct you and treat you like a retard

Free spirit - Likely to cheat, maybe with a family member

Friendship first - Wants to check your not too ugly first

Fun - Good with a remote and a six pack

Good Looking - Big headed

Honest - A good liar

Huggable - Overweight and enough body hair to resemble a teddy bear

Like to cuddle - Insecure

Polite - Says excuse me when he lets one rip

Open-minded - Will start dating your sister if she's better looking than you

Physically fit - Spends a lot of time admiring himself in the mirror

Religious - Went to church with his grandmother once when he was young

Committed - Occasional stalker, but never arrested

Thoughtful - Says "Please" when demanding a beer

Adventurous - Slept with everyone

[Stickgrappler]

Q.: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A.: No-eye deer.

Q.: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
A.: Still. No-eye deer.

Q.: What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no ears?
A.: Can't hear. Still. No-eye deer.

Q.: What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, no ears and no genitalia?
A.: Can't hear. Still. No f#cking eye deer.