Any good jokes ????

[boozeboxer]

My Wife has told me, I must stop eating my favorite Aldi beef lasagne just in case
I get the trots.

Can you explain?

There's a horse meat scandal going on in the UK. They have tested a brand of lasagna and it turned out it was horse meat instead of beef.

Oh i heard about this on NPR.

You mean NQR.

Similar thing happened out here with some black Caviar, I think it even won a race.

No it is NPR here.

[Andre]

My Wife has told me, I must stop eating my favorite Aldi beef lasagne just in case
I get the trots.

Can you explain?

There's a horse meat scandal going on in the UK. They have tested a brand of lasagna and it turned out it was horse meat instead of beef.

Oh i heard about this on NPR.

You mean NQR.

Similar thing happened out here with some black Caviar, I think it even won a race.

No it is NPR here.

What, you missed another joke. Havent you guys got Not Quite Right shops out there?

They sell food stuff thats on the edge..

[boozeboxer]

My Wife has told me, I must stop eating my favorite Aldi beef lasagne just in case
I get the trots.

Can you explain?

There's a horse meat scandal going on in the UK. They have tested a brand of lasagna and it turned out it was horse meat instead of beef.

Oh i heard about this on NPR.

You mean NQR.

Similar thing happened out here with some black Caviar, I think it even won a race.

No it is NPR here.

What, you missed another joke. Havent you guys got Not Quite Right shops out there?

They sell food stuff thats on the edge..

I have never heard of it. Sorry for being such a dense midwesterner.

[Andre]

I thought NQR came here from the States,Like Aldi did. Its me whos probably wrong here mate. Maybe only Aussies would get the pun.

Anyway thats ok, it goes with the territory, I dont know what NPR is , what is it?

[FinitoElDinamita]

jsdjs

[boozeboxer]

I thought NQR came here from the States,Like Aldi did. Its me whos probably wrong here mate. Maybe only Aussies would get the pun.

Anyway thats ok, it goes with the territory, I dont know what NPR is , what is it?

National Public Radio.

The station I listen to has news in the morning and then classical, opera, or celtic music at other times.

[Andre]

I thought NQR came here from the States,Like Aldi did. Its me whos probably wrong here mate. Maybe only Aussies would get the pun.

Anyway thats ok, it goes with the territory, I dont know what NPR is , what is it?

National Public Radio.

The station I listen to has news in the morning and then classical, opera, or celtic music at other times.

Riveting stuff .

[roberto duran legend]

Another Paralympian has been arrested for a gun crime..... Ellie Simmonds
on a small arms charge.

[roberto duran legend]

Police have found a piece of paper with the names of 30 other women that
Pistorius planned to kill.They are calling it shinless list.

[El Kabong]

[GOAT]

Kim Kardashian is an arabian princess that puts 'things' inside her ga$h.

[roberto duran legend]

Arsenal,s defence.Wankers.

[GOAT]

OFFICIALLY dieing on Aids.

Best joke. Ever.

[boozeboxer]

I don't understand goat.

[Andre]

I don't understand goat.

Yeah I need that explained to me too.