Something tells me there will be a lot of these jokes coming from you.Originally Posted by roberto duran legend
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Something tells me there will be a lot of these jokes coming from you.
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''Carol Thatcher has just been hit with the bedroom tax".
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Saddo will nick that one too and make out it is his own on another thread.
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The Sensuous Wife
"Have you ever seen a twenty dollar bill all crumpled up?" asked the wife.
"No," said her husband.
She gave him a sexy little smile, slowly reached into her cleavage and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill.
"Have you ever seen a fifty all crumpled up?" she asked.
"Uh, no," he said.
She gave him another sexy little smile, seductively reached into her panties and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar bill.
"Now," she said, "Have you ever seen 40,000 dollars all crumpled up?"
"No," he said, now really intrigued…
"Well, go look in the garage..."
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Definition of a Dilemma
One friend said to the other, “What is a dilemma, actually?”
He replied, “Well, there's nothing better than an example to illustrate that. Imagine that you are laying in a big bed with a beautiful naked young woman on one side and a gay man on the other."
"Who are you going to turn your back on?"
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MY Rezimay
From: eclark0433@bellsouth.net
Date: 2/14/2013
Deer Sur,
I waunt to apply for the secritary job I seen in the paper. I can type real kwik wit one finggar and do sum Acounting 2.
I think I am good on the fone and I am a pepole person. Pepole really seam to respond good to me.
Im lookin for a jobb as a secritary but it kant be 2 complikaited
My spelling is not 2 good but find that I awfin get a job Bcuz of my persinalety.
My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am wurth.
I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse 4 yore anser.
Hopifuly I M Yore best aplicant so phar.
Sinseerly,
Peggy May McBiggins
PS : I half includeded a pickture of me B low.
Employer's response
Peggy May:
You can start Monday, we have spell check.
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What did Julius Rain say to Missy when he ran into her at a club?
"wanna go half on a bastard"?
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