A man walks into a bar....

Bartender says: "What'll it be pal?"

The man says: "Give me 7 Whiskeys all lined up in a row.....and make 'em doubles"

The Bartender pours them out, lines them up and the man downs one right after the other until all 7 glasses are empty in a matter of mere seconds.

The Bartender gasps in amazement: "Wow, I've never seen anyone drink like that"

The man responds: "Well you'd drink that way too if you had what I have"

The Bartender says: "What do you have?"

The man says: "A dollar"