A man walks into a bar...
Originally Posted by
El Kabong
A man walks into a bar....
Bartender says: "What'll it be pal?"
The man says: "Give me 7 Whiskeys all lined up in a row.....and make 'em doubles"
The Bartender pours them out, lines them up and the man downs one right after the other until all 7 glasses are empty in a matter of mere seconds.
The Bartender gasps in amazement: "Wow, I've never seen anyone drink like that"
The man responds: "Well you'd drink that way too if you had what I have"
The Bartender says: "What do you have?"
The man says: "A dollar"
A young man walks into a bar and orders 5 shots of tequila.
Bartender serves him, and the young man down all the shots one after the other.
Bartender asks, "hey buddy, what are you celebrating?"
"My first blowjob".
"Congrats! Here's another shot, on the house".
"Na, if the first five won't get the taste out of my mouth, nothing will".
"A good stickgrappler has good stick skills, good grappling, & good stickgrappling & can keep track of all 3 simultaneously. This is a good trick & can be quite effective." - Marc 'Crafty Dog' Denny
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