Strong headwinds onboard flight 180. Merry Christmas
Paddy texts his wife from the pub. " Mary, i am just having one more pint with the lads.
If not back in 20 minutes read this message again.
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Do not let success go to your head and do not let failure get to your heart.
How was breakdancing invented?
By this one black guy who was trying to steal hubcaps from a moving car.
My ex wife misses me, but her aim is getting better.
Do not let success go to your head and do not let failure get to your heart.
How do chinese people name their babies?
They throw a coin down the stairs and whatever sound it makes.. ching chong chow
What's worse than a male chauvinist prick?
A woman who won't do what she's told.
In honor of Chuck Norris' 74th Birthday today:
- Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays". The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days
- Chuck Norris doesn't blow out birthday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
"A good stickgrappler has good stick skills, good grappling, & good stickgrappling & can keep track of all 3 simultaneously. This is a good trick & can be quite effective." - Marc 'Crafty Dog' Denny
Why are fish scared of computers? It is because they hate the net.
I have a book called annoying jokes, so there is plenty more where that comes from.![]()
Do not let success go to your head and do not let failure get to your heart.
The South African police have said that Oscar Pistorius may get the electric chair.
If you ask me he was fucking dangerous enough on a pair of stilts, never mind
giving the bastard a mobility scooter.
Two Pub landlords talking, one says to the other you always have a fantastic looking bar maid,
why the guy says because a fucking ugly one cost the same price.![]()
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