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    Strong headwinds onboard flight 180. Merry Christmas

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    Paddy texts his wife from the pub. " Mary, i am just having one more pint with the lads.
    If not back in 20 minutes read this message again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by roberto duran legend View Post
    Paddy texts his wife from the pub. " Mary, i am just having one more pint with the lads.
    If not back in 20 minutes read this message again.
    That reminds me there is an new Indian beer that is called kushni which means nothing in Punjabi so when the wife says what have you drunk you can reply kushni.
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    How was breakdancing invented?


    By this one black guy who was trying to steal hubcaps from a moving car.

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    Strong headwinds onboard flight 180. Merry Christmas
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    My ex wife misses me, but her aim is getting better.
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    How do chinese people name their babies?


    They throw a coin down the stairs and whatever sound it makes.. ching chong chow

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xwetie View Post



    Strong headwinds onboard flight 180. Merry Christmas
    Based on that pink shirt, I have no doubt she dropped a quarter and is just picking it up

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    What's worse than a male chauvinist prick?

    A woman who won't do what she's told.

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    In honor of Chuck Norris' 74th Birthday today:

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    Why are fish scared of computers? It is because they hate the net.

    I have a book called annoying jokes, so there is plenty more where that comes from.
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    The South African police have said that Oscar Pistorius may get the electric chair.
    If you ask me he was fucking dangerous enough on a pair of stilts, never mind
    giving the bastard a mobility scooter.

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    Two Pub landlords talking, one says to the other you always have a fantastic looking bar maid,
    why the guy says because a fucking ugly one cost the same price.
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