Russell Brand: Hero or Zero?

[Master]

Disgruntled RBS worker writes hilarious open letter to Russell Brand after anti-capitalist publicity stunt leaves him hungry - People - News - The Independent

He should shut up and eat his sandwiches.

[El Kabong]

Disgruntled RBS worker writes hilarious open letter to Russell Brand after anti-capitalist publicity stunt leaves him hungry - People - News - The Independent

He should shut up and eat his sandwiches.

Or just start a new career as a comedian because I'd pay to hear that guy tell jokes rather than Brand....who, what's funny about him? His hair? His foppish behavior? His reluctance to bathe?

[Memphis]

Oh dear


I wish that letter was written by Jo the subby for RBS, I really do, it was quite funny, some good points, a bit wordy, a bit like Russell Brand wrote it to be honest.


My guess is that Jo is real, but he probably works for Mitie as a concierge for £4.50 an hour and isn't very bright, he did indeed have his lunch interrupted by Brand, but he didn't then set about wording a Russell Brandesque letter that he passed onto the Independent. He probably murmured something about lunch being ruined which was heard by an enthusiastic journalist who then set to work. Jo didn't have pasta or paella, he had a pot noddle and a scotch egg, Jo's a greedy cunt. Bit like those wanker bankers!

[Beanz]

Oh dear


I wish that letter was written by Jo the subby for RBS, I really do, it was quite funny, some good points, a bit wordy, a bit like Russell Brand wrote it to be honest.


My guess is that Jo is real, but he probably works for Mitie as a concierge for £4.50 an hour and isn't very bright, he did indeed have his lunch interrupted by Brand, but he didn't then set about wording a Russell Brandesque letter that he passed onto the Independent. He probably murmured something about lunch being ruined which was heard by an enthusiastic journalist who then set to work. Jo didn't have pasta or paella, he had a pot noddle and a scotch egg, Jo's a greedy cunt. Bit like those wanker bankers!

I find it entirely plausible that was written by a non-professional. We have all seen what passes for Journalism today and even The Independent does not seem to employ anyone with such panache

[El Kabong]

The point of the matter is that Russell Brand is a twat, a dingy looking, scarf wearing, twat. And he deserves a good solid punch right in the cocksucker

[AdamGB]

Elegantly put

[roberto duran legend]

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