You are getting old when.
You're out somewhere and see a toothsome honey, so you wink or maybe lift your eyebrows, and she laughs in your face or walks away giggling and shaking her head.
You can't get too pissed off because you've treated some older women the same way in the past.
Then your wife leans over and whispers, "You pathetic old fart, you couldn't take care of that anyway."
Damn, damn, and damn I hate being old! I have to say it's been fun getting here though.😜