Karl Mildenberger ~ 'I Had The Formula To Beat Cassius Clay'

[brocktonblockbust]

why would Dundee agree about that, Bill? Cassius "The Cheat" Ali used to grab behind the neck and push down on the head. Dundee is a hypocrite and Clay-Ass-Licker

[Master]

why would Dundee agree about that, Bill? Cassius "The Cheat" Ali used to grab behind the neck and push down on the head. Dundee is a hypocrite and Clay-Ass-Licker

Because Bill made it up that is how.

In Bill's world Ali never became the great fighter he became.

[Dia bando]

Hell is this thread still going, you think he would be all Mildenberger out by now shit.

[TitoFan]

I think it's pretty clear by now. Either....

a) Billy IS Mildenberger (in which case he's pretty damn old and holds a grudge against Ali).

b) Billy had a man crush on Mildenberger (and was more than just a little miffed when he lost to Ali).

c) Billy was Mildenberger's slut (in which case he'd still be pretty peeved at Ali knocking out his man).

d) Billy is mentally and emotionally disturbed (regardless of a, b, or c..... d is likely true also).

[brocktonblockbust]

I think it's pretty clear by now. Either....

a) Billy IS Mildenberger (in which case he's pretty damn old and holds a grudge against Ali).

b) Billy had a man crush on Mildenberger (and was more than just a little miffed when he lost to Ali).

c) Billy was Mildenberger's slut (in which case he'd still be pretty peeved at Ali knocking out his man).

d) Billy is mentally and emotionally disturbed (regardless of a, b, or c..... d is likely true also).

OR,

e) Billy is a literal WHIRLWIND of boxing stats, details, info, nostalgia, memorabilia, hype and ..........


f) all of the above (in my part of the post)


g) Master feels feverishly flummoxed about Quixotic Qassius Qlay Quotes

[TitoFan]

Billy's a nut job, Brock. Don't be fooled by dates, "supposed" quotes, and made-up stories. The guy's a certified whack job, the type you later read about in the newspapers when they commit some heinous act.

I think it's pretty clear by now. Either....

a) Billy IS Mildenberger (in which case he's pretty damn old and holds a grudge against Ali).

b) Billy had a man crush on Mildenberger (and was more than just a little miffed when he lost to Ali).

c) Billy was Mildenberger's slut (in which case he'd still be pretty peeved at Ali knocking out his man).

d) Billy is mentally and emotionally disturbed (regardless of a, b, or c..... d is likely true also).

OR,

e) Billy is a literal WHIRLWIND of boxing stats, details, info, nostalgia, memorabilia, hype and ..........
He's a WHIRLWIND, alright. A whirlwind of fantasy, hatred, lies, fabrication, inferiority complexes, etc. He makes 90% of his shit up, Brock.


f) all of the above (in my part of the post)


g) Master feels feverishly flummoxed about Quixotic Qassius Qlay Quotes
I think it's more of a case of Billy being Fixated on False Fabricated Fantasies Fueled by Fury Forged by Former Failures and a Fragility of a F*cked-up Formation

[Bill Paxtom]

why would Dundee agree about that, Bill? Cassius "The Cheat" Ali used to grab behind the neck and push down on the head. Dundee is a hypocrite and Clay-Ass-Licker

Triple B,

Angelo knew that Cassius could get away with that stuff, because the 'liberal press' was
fearful of calling Cassius a cheat.

If you disagreed or called Cassius out on something, you immediately got labeled a 'racist'.

Take Angelo away from Cassius, and he was a pretty good boxing analysis.

[Master]

why would Dundee agree about that, Bill? Cassius "The Cheat" Ali used to grab behind the neck and push down on the head. Dundee is a hypocrite and Clay-Ass-Licker

Triple B,

Angelo knew that Cassius could get away with that stuff, because the 'liberal press' was
fearful of calling Cassius a cheat.

If you disagreed or called Cassius out on something, you immediately got labeled a 'racist'.

Take Angelo away from Cassius, and he was a pretty good boxing analysis.

Rubbish.

Ali was persecuted by the right wing, pro war and racist press.

[AdamGB]

15 pages of pointless and aimless spam, dozens of consecutive and unanswered posts... Can we get ride of this fucker already?...

[Master]

15 pages of pointless and aimless spam, dozens of consecutive and unanswered posts... Can we get ride of this fucker already?...

We thought he would stop and we could wear him down.

[Bill Paxtom]

~ Karl Mildenberger vs. Oscar Bonavena ~

~ Round 5 ~

0:04 > Karl immediately goes to circling to his right, while sending out pecking right-jabs.
0:12 > Karl is in control early.

0:15 > Oscar makes a rush, and fires off with a 'right-left'.
0:20 > Karl clinches.

0:25 > Karl is back to jabbing-and-moving.
0:40 > Karl is boxing well, and is in command.

0:56 > Oscar rushes in, and lands with a 'right-left'.
0:58 > Karl clinches, to prevent Oscar from unloading.

1:05 > Both fighters are at Center-Ring.
1:10 > Oscar makes another rush forward, but walks into a 'hard-left' from Mildenberger.

1:12 > Karl is driven into the right-side Ropes.
1:15 > Karl spins out to Center-Ring, and starts jabbing at Oscar's mid-section.

1:30 > Karl is back to jabbing and moving counter-clockwise.
1:43 > Karl lands a jarring right-hand to Oscar's jaw.

1:52 > Both are now 'pawing' at each other with jabs.
1:57 > Karl is now taking the lead, and is moving forward.

1:59 > Angelo Dundee > "This is how Karl fought Muhammad. By coming forward, with lots of jabs and pressure."

2:00 > Oscar is now backing away, and can't get near Mildenberger without taking a right-jab.
2:13 > There is a 'lull' in the action, as both slide around the Ring.

2:29 > Karl is again jabbing, and moving.
2:31 > Oscar makes a 'wild-rush' at Mildenberger, and attacks with an 'awkward flurry'.

2:34 > Karl backs up to the right-side Ropes.
2:36 > Oscar lands with a right-hand to the chin.

2:43 > Oscar makes a 'mad rush' at Karl, and starts slamming away with punches.
2:45 > Oscar lands with '2' hard lefts to the shoulder area.

2:47 > Karl is driven into the front-center Ropes.
2:48 > Oscar lands with a {low} right-hook below the belt-line.

2:49 > Karl is backed up to the right-side Ropes.
2:50 > Oscar slams a hard right-hook into Mildenberger's head.

2:51 > Karl is driven to his right while along the front-center Ropes.
2:52 > Oscar digs in a hard left-hook {low}.

2:53 > Karl is backing up into the right-side Ropes.
2:54 > Oscar is trying to land with heavy punches.

2:55 > Oscar lands with a left-hook to the head.
2:56 > Oscar comes back with another {low} punch, a right-hook below the belt-line.

2:58 > Karl is covering up, while his back is leaning on the right-side Ropes.
2:59 > Oscar adds in a right-hand to the chest.

3:00 > 'Bell'

Round 5 .......... {5-3} > Karl Mildenberger

Note: Referee - Harold Krause penalized Oscar Bonavena {1 Point} for '3' low-blows at the closing section of the Round.

[brocktonblockbust]

Bill, why would Karl circle to his 'right' as a southpaw? He should try to move Ali to his own right.

[brocktonblockbust]

oh s*** another instance of Easter and egg.