Top 10 pun jokes

I just deleted all the German names off my phone. It’s Hans free.

Kim Kardasian is saddled with a huge arse... but enough about kanye west.

Surely every car is a people carrier.

What’s the difference between hippo and Zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

If I could take just one thing to a desert island I probably would not go.

Jesus fed 5,000 people with 2 fishes and a loaf of bread. That is not a miracle. That’s tapas.

Red sky at night. Sheppard delight.
Blue sky at night. Day.

The first time I met my wife I knew she was a keeper.
She was wearing massive gloves.

Clowns divorce.
Custardy battle.

They’re always telling me to live my dreams. I don’t want to be naked in an exam I haven’t revised for...