Signs that you are getting older

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When you start drinking 4 pints of water, dieting, eating brown bread and 5 fruits a day.

And then you still get constipated.

Not if you eat bananas and grapes.

I'll try it. But in the past, bananas have not worked so well. I find prunes are also overrated. But watermelon works best when it is in season. Watermelon really does the trick.