how have you aged?

[Beanz]

Im fucked, Im two years off sixty and cant stand 90% of women my age or around my age they look like blokes to me. If I was in the USA Id pull whatever i wanted thats only cause my doppelganger is very popular there and not here.

Thing is you have at least three dopplegangers.

1. Would get the younger birds queuing up
2. Would either make them run a mile or get all nostalgic but only if they were as old as us you
3. Would get all them young birds lining up again, but only for your autograph, because they would think you were his Dad

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