If you love someone set them free" Unless you're a prison officer dating an inmate
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If you love someone set them free" Unless you're a prison officer dating an inmate
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Man goes into bar and orders 20 pints of larger and drinks them as quick as the barman is pouring them.
Barman says "blimey, you are drinking them a bit quick"
Man said "So would you if you had what I had".
Barman say "what is that then?"
Man says "50p"
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A disgruntled man was pulled over by a police officer for speeding and given a ticket.
Man said "would I get another ticket if I said you were a jerk?"
Officer said "yes"
Man said "What if I thought you were a jerk?"
Officer said "I can't give you a ticket for what you think"
Man said fine "I think you are a jerk".
Do not let success go to your head and do not let failure get to your heart.
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What is the difference between Abu Dhabi and Dubai?
People from Dubai don't like the Flintstones but ABU DHABI DOOOO.
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Vincent Van Gogh is spotted in a bar by his mate who says to him "do you want a beer?"
Van Gogh replies "No thanks, I've got one ere"
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Sorry I am late I missed the number 14 bus so had to catch two sevens.
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One legged woman went into a shoe shop and bought a flip.
Do not let success go to your head and do not let failure get to your heart.
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