Two English women go on holiday to Jamica, they didn't realise just how hot Jamaica is compared to England, they step off the plane and straight into stifling heat.

They struggle for days to keep cool and resort to just sitting in the shade during the daytime.

A few days in they decide to risk a walk to the beach, when at the beach they notice a big Jamaician lady sat on the beach eating a slice of melon, they walk past the lady and have to do a double take as they notice she's wearing a skirt but no knickers!

One of the English women turns round to the other and says, "Did you notice that? She had no knickers on! Do you think that's how they cope with the heat"? "Let's ask her!" Says the other woman.

They approach the lady and say "excuse me" to which the Jamacian lady says "ya whadda you want"? "We notice you've no knickers on, and me and my friend were wondering if that's to keep you cool"? And she replys "No man it's to keep the flys off me melon"!