Severe Fecal Impaction = LESS THAN 1 bowel movement/day

[p4pking]

I eat jerked prunes with every meal and @walrus helps me with my enemas if that isn't enough, thanks for the concern though bro.

[walrus]

I usually only take one or two dumps per week I must be impacted

[Andre]

Stay hydrated allyour problems will be worked out higher up.

[Gandalf]

Stay hydrated allyour problems will be worked out higher up.

True, people often don't even realise they are dehydrated. Carry on sipping. All day.

[Gandalf]

I usually only take one or two dumps per week I must be impacted

You are not practicing the old man love enough.