Read these jokes they are classic.

Q: Name the site Chewbacca created to give out Empire secrets.
A: Wookieeleaks

Q: Which app do Jedi use to open PDF files?
A: Adobe Wan Kenobi

Q: What did Yoda say when he gave Luke Skywalker his sports car?
A: May the Porsche be with you

Q: Where does Princess Leia go shopping for clothes?
A: At the Darth Maul

Q: Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
A: To get to the Dark Side

Q: What is a stormtrooper's favorite TV show?
A: Game of Clones

Q: Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns?
A: So it doesn't Hang So-low

Q: Why can’t you count on Yoda to pick up the bar tab?
A: He's always a little short


Q: What do you call a pirate droid?
A: Arr2-D2

Q: What do you call a Jedi in denial?
A: Obi-Wan Cannot Be

Q: Which Star Wars character works at a restaurant?
A: Darth Waiter

Q: What do you call someone who tries too hard to be a Jedi?
A: Obi-Wannabe

Q: Why is a Jedi knight never lonely?
A: Because the Force is always with him

Q: What kind of money do they use in space?
A: Star-bucks

Q: If Darth Vader was a Disney character, what song would he sing?
A: "When You Wish Upon A Death Star..."