Things you do for no apprent reason..

[Dark Lord Al]

When i serve food every plate has to have all the items in the same place , and they all have to be put on the table the same way .
I also have a specific spoon and pan which i make all sauces etc .

An example of a desert i made last week - Pretty sad really.

[walrus]

I have conversations with my cat. She will look at me and say "meow" I say "what" and we continue like that for sometimes up till two minutes. She always walks away first which I think means I won

[Dark Lord Al]

Yes i talk to my dog all the time , silly really as he isn't going to answer

[Beanz]

When i serve food every plate has to have all the items in the same place , and they all have to be put on the table the same way .
I also have a specific spoon and pan which i make all sauces etc .

An example of a desert i made last week - Pretty sad really.

I don't think that is for no apparent reason though. That is good presentation. Makes the meal more enjoyable for whoever you are making it. Same with the specific spoon and pan. We have a flamby pan simply because it got taken camping and burnt on the fire so now it saves me ruining the others when I am running around like a cross between a headless chicken and the Swedish Chef from the Muppets.

[Beanz]

Al is that Crème brûlée, Shortbread, Strawberries and Cream and some kind of Blackcurrant or cherry desert? Looks amazing. I am rubbish at desserts nearly always buy ready made unless the daughter has made a cake and dropped it around. The other half though does an amazing white chocolate mousse with cardamom. At first I could not eat it without thinking of the pink mouthwash that you get at the dentist, but have grown to love it

[Dark Lord Al]

Al is that Crème brûlée, Shortbread, Strawberries and Cream and some kind of Blackcurrant or cherry desert? Looks amazing. I am rubbish at desserts nearly always buy ready made unless the daughter has made a cake and dropped it around. The other half though does an amazing white chocolate mousse with cardamom. At first I could not eat it without thinking of the pink mouthwash that you get at the dentist, but have grown to love it

Cambridge burnt cream , the difference is no milk all cream , pate sablee with poached strawberries and vanilla cream , blackberry ice with vanilla and lemon , Madagascan vanilla yogurt cream.

[Alpha]

When i serve food every plate has to have all the items in the same place , and they all have to be put on the table the same way .
I also have a specific spoon and pan which i make all sauces etc .

An example of a desert i made last week - Pretty sad really.

Dude, that looks awesome.

[Gandalf]

Ah, I will not use a urinal. Again though it is quite logical. I don't want people looking at my penis and it is not a clean process to be spraying everywhere and potentially on yourself. The urinal is a horrid thing really. Very undignified.

[walrus]

Ah, I will not use a urinal. Again though it is quite logical. I don't want people looking at my penis and it is not a clean process to be spraying everywhere and potentially on yourself. The urinal is a horrid thing really. Very undignified.

Very true, public bathrooms are difficult. In Asia with those hole in the floor shitters with no dividers I was freaked out. I would remain in discomfort rather than submit to that.

[Gandalf]

Ah, I will not use a urinal. Again though it is quite logical. I don't want people looking at my penis and it is not a clean process to be spraying everywhere and potentially on yourself. The urinal is a horrid thing really. Very undignified.

Very true, public bathrooms are difficult. In Asia with those hole in the floor shitters with no dividers I was freaked out. I would remain in discomfort rather than submit to that.

They are mostly phased out now, but on the whole I try to avoid public toilets as I don't want to end up with a wart on my bum or something terrible like that. You just have no idea who is using it.

[walrus]

@Dark Lord Al do u ever make a voice your think your dog would make if he could talk. I loved my German
Shepard but I think his conversations would have been food related, asking me where I'm going and saying "look at me" while he does a trick. Cats, I believe would have much more intellectual conversations but they would be prone to insulting humans.

[Dark Lord Al]

@Dark Lord Al do u ever make a voice your think your dog would make if he could talk. I loved my German
Shepard but I think his conversations would have been food related, asking me where I'm going and saying "look at me" while he does a trick. Cats, I believe would have much more intellectual conversations but they would be prone to insulting humans.

With to much wine the dog is the level headed one